The Movie Star, the Madam, and the Whizzinator

AFP Reports:

US movie star Tom Sizemore has been sentenced to 21 months in jail after repeatedly failing drug tests while on probation for beating notorious Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss.

But Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Antonio Barreto allowed Sizemore to remain free pending an appeal of his 2003 conviction for domestic violence involving his ex-girlfriend Fleiss.

Read the whole thing here.

What the story didn't tell you is that Sizemore failed five times to pass the drug test and that the last two failures involved the use of a fake penis called the Whizzinator [available on the internet].

I originally blogged the story back in February. Read the post here.

Ah Hollywood..., the boulevard of broken dreams!