Apologetic Mumbai Killers: "We Didn't Get the Memo About Obama"
MUMBAI - Ajmal Amir Kasab, the sole surviving member of the 10-man team of Pakistani gunmen that left hundreds dead or wounded after a bloody three day rampage in Mumbai, today blamed the mayhem on an "email mixup" that left him and his colleagues unaware that Barack Obama had won election as President of the United States.
"What? Oh bloody hell,
now you tell me," said Kasab, as he was led away in handcuffs by Indian security forces.
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