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Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Instapundit Explains Obama's Reaction to the Gulf Oil Disaster

Actually, the reason the oil cleanup is so slow is that there’s no oil spill at all. Oil’s just a cover story. It’s really aliens on the seafloor. That’s why the press is being kept away, and that’s why they’re preparing the public by floating stories about the possibility of nuking the site. Those skimmer ships aren’t cleaning things up, they are actually releasing oil to support the cover story. That’s why they’ve found lame excuses to keep volunteers and foreign assistance away. It’s all obvious once you think about it! Wake up, sheeple!
Read the whole thing here.

PS: For those of you who see this a confirmation of right wing paranoia, the Prof is joking.

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