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Sunday, April 24, 2005

The Postmodernism Generator

Ever want to write postmodernist BS? Issue exotic and impenetrable prose that will amaze your friends and confound your enemies? Now you can write just like a linguistics professor at Berkeley or Duke. Try the Postmodernism Generator here. Fun, easy to use, get tenure quick, try it now!

WARNING: excessive use may cause hemorrhoids, mental debility, and anal/glottal seepage. Use carefully and in small doses lest your brain explode like a German toad.

When you tire of that you can try the Chomskybot here.


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