Ever want to write postmodernist BS? Issue exotic and impenetrable prose that will amaze your friends and confound your enemies? Now you can write just like a linguistics professor at Berkeley or Duke. Try the Postmodernism Generator here. Fun, easy to use, get tenure quick, try it now!
WARNING: excessive use may cause hemorrhoids, mental debility, and anal/glottal seepage. Use carefully and in small doses lest your brain explode like a German toad.
When you tire of that you can try the Chomskybot here.
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