Talking Jesus and Moses Dolls [CNN].

I suppose this was inevitable. A California [where else?] company announced:

A talking Jesus doll is due to go on sale in May, along with versions of Moses, the Virgin Mary and David, as a teddy bear maker tries to find a market with churches and religious families.

The foot-tall Jesus doll will be able to recite five Biblical verses at the push of button on its back, while the Moses doll will recite the Ten Commandments. The Mary doll will recite a long Bible verse.

I wonder if they come in bobble-head versions? Will they be accessorized? What about Mohammed, Buddha, the Pope? The possibilities are endless....

Read the CNN report here.