Day By Day

Monday, September 01, 2008

The Sarah Palin Chronicles

The "Thrill of A Fresh Kill" [apologies to Jonah].

"See, honey, once you've wrestled the caribou to the ground, you insert your knife blade right here, and cut up and across with a smooth motion. Be sure to keep the head turned away from you or you'll get blood all over your school clothes. Got it?"

"Yes mommy."

"Good, now it's your turn. I saw a Democrat just over there. Let's go get it."

"Yes mommy."