The "Thrill of A Fresh Kill" [apologies to Jonah].
"See, honey, once you've wrestled the caribou to the ground, you insert your knife blade right here, and cut up and across with a smooth motion. Be sure to keep the head turned away from you or you'll get blood all over your school clothes. Got it?"
"Yes mommy."
"Good, now it's your turn. I saw a Democrat just over there. Let's go get it."
"Yes mommy."
