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Monday, October 22, 2007

Chuck Endorses Huck

This just in:

Former Gov. Mike Huckabee (R-Ark.) may have just gone from a dark horse candidate to the lone frontrunner with the announcement that Chuck Norris — who is known for slamming revolving doors, counting to infinity twice, and driving an ice cream truck covered in human skulls, among other things — is backing his bid to serve as the next president.

Read it here.

Well that settles it. The Chuck has spoken, and when Chuck Norris speaks, the world says, "Yes SIR!" then drops and gives him twenty.