For you Lovecraft fans out there.
Fed up with the endless squabbling and bickering among the candidates? Frustrated with the messiness and inefficiency of democracy? Upset with the manifest flaws of our elected leaders? Well, here's a chance to vote for a candidate who stands on principle, who is utterly sincere in his beliefs, and who will act decisively.
You can bring unity and peace to mankind now.
Get out there and vote!
