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Sunday, August 31, 2008

Little Known Facts


The latest internet craze is posting "little known facts" about Sarah Palin. They are similar to the "Chuck Norris Facts" fad of a few months ago. Most of them are stupid, but some are funny.

A few samples:

Little known fact: Sarah Palin can divide by zero.

Little known fact: Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices [Sully is a well-known homosexual writer/blogger -- ed].

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin CAN eat just one.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin drank your milkshake.

Little Known Fact: All your base are belong to Sarah.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin scares Chuck Norris.

Little known fact: If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.

Little known fact: We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah.

Little known fact:
Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.
Here's a link to the originating website.