Clinton is a Condom, and So is Monica

This is too good to be true, but apparently...

NewsMAX (via Sky News) reports:

A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.

Reports Britain's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.

The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.

A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.

Read it here.

"And what will it be, sir?"

"Gimme a twelve-pack of Clintons. I got a date with Paris Hilton tonight."

"Sure you wouldn't prefer Monicas? We've got a special on them."